An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock! “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”
23/04/2009 at 2:38 PM Permalink
LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!
30/04/2009 at 9:14 AM Permalink
That was TOOO funny ;-)~
30/04/2009 at 2:00 PM Permalink
I’m glad y’all enjoyed that joke.